BPG

*people you met that night… This doesn’t apply to friends of course

1. Because the majority of the time, an “after party” is in actual fact one (two if you’re lucky) drink back at their place.

2. They fall asleep while you’re still there.

3. In the end you will always end up walking the streets in your high heels at 7AM trying to hail down a cab back to your place.